I couldn’t help myself, I just had to share… a compilation of random emails, inheritances, lotteries and dates in the Inbox, I have a feeling you’ll be able to relate.
As a business person I continually question, do people really reply to these random emails/SPAM that are continually dropped in the inbox.
I certainly hope not but if that was true why are there continuous streams of them in the INBOX? That’s my question for the day. Which one did you get today?
Good Lord! Say it isn’t so.
Dear in the Lord,
My name is Mrs. Anna Williams I am 85 years old I was married to LateMr. Gene S. Williams a British citizen but died 25 years ego living his only son Alan and I in this world as if that is not enough14 years ego I lost my only beloved son Alan with his wife and children in a plan crash on a business trip. The entire family was gone leving only me behind
Based on my present health condition, I want to hand over the [Sixteen Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only] that my families have with a bank to you for humanity support.
It is my last wish to help unknown person with my wealth but you must assure me that you will use the fund as follows,
1: For the sick, less-privileged
2: For the Widows
3: Orphanage or Charity Home
4: Corona virus pandemic Victims
These are the wishes of a dying woman. They are the desires of my heart; hence my decision as I have lost my husband, son and grandchildren and no family member is left to take over this inheritance.If you promise to follow all my instructions I await your reply withyour Telephone Number and Addresses to enable me give you moreinformation.
Please reply to my request.
Sister. Anna Williams
For the Family
I have the same last name? Wow, that narrows it down doesn’t it.
Would that be Davis or Neely?
My name is Bar.robert anderson I am an attorney and a private account manager to my late client. In the Year 2015, my client by name
Mr. Carlos, passed away,
The reason why I contacted you is because youbear the same last name with the deceased, and I can present you as the beneficiary and next of kin to my late client funds then you will stand as his next of kin and claim the funds. leaving behind a cash inheritance of seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United StatesDollars (US$7.500,000,00).
My late client and bosom friend grew up in a “Motherless Babies Home”. He had no family, no beneficiary nor nextof kin to the inheritance Funds left behind at the Bank.
You should contact me through my private email address:email@example.com
Best Regards, .
Not that it matters but you were looking for a male and found me?
While surfing around several profile pages of males in my location, I have all of a sudden came across yours I really did adore it. Then I was thinking, maybe you want to get together and waste time with each other?
Apologies if it’s a bit straightforward
Add me in the Snapchat FannyW167Truly yours,
A foreign partner in a Petroleum Corporation in Nigeria?
Yeppers, you found your girl here!
I hope this email finds you well. As the Group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation ( NG/UK) I need the help of a foreign partner who will provide the bank account to receive a huge amount of money as a foreign contractor.
We will discuss details if you are interested to work with me to secure these funds for our mutual benefit.
I will be looking forward to your prompt response.
Mr. Mele Kyari
Attention: Esteemed Beneficiary:
In the course of our General Auditing and Account revision of the last
quarter of the financial fiscal year 2020, we discovered that the Bank
Accounts belonging to some Benefactors have been changed and their
addresses changed for receiving their approved fund.
After the investigations however, it was revealed that there are
foreigners who are collaborating with Staffs of our commercial banks
to make these changes illegally without the knowledge of the Bonafide
Benefactors and one traced to your own change is this Mr.
RobertJohnson who said you died of Covid-19 and he has also submitted
Affidavit of claim, latter of administration, deed of ownership and
bank account which is not in your name to claim your fund.
But we wanted to confirm if actually this is true and hence decided to
write to your email address. If you are not dead or authorize Mr.
Robert Johnson to receive your fund on your behalf by trying to divert
your money through the documents he presented.
In this manner, you are required to reconfirm your personal details
below to ensure immediate payment within 3 bank working days in line
with international best practice.
* Your full name
* Contact address
* Personal Tel or Mobile #: for easy communication
* A certified means of ID.: for identification purpose
Sequel to the above, These details from you will help to assist us
reach a conclusion that you are not dead.
Mr. Godwin Emefiele
Executive Governor Central Bank Nigeria
© 2020 CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Can you relate?
Hope that made you SMILE, and your comments are always welcome.